Cul De Sac Crit Results Are In
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
August 25, 2006
HERNDON, VA - The Pampers Cul De Sac Crit was a best of 7 event held in the outskirts of Herndon today. The weather was clear and hot insuring fast times. Lorelai "Q-T-Pie" Lamoureux got off to an early lead by winning the first three heats by a large margin against Roland "The Jackal" Lamoureux. "Q-T-Pie" had this to say, "It was a flat fast course that really suited my strengths. I look forward to sweeping the event."
The race got more exciting as "The Jackal" won the next three races by pulling around Q-T-Pie and outsprinting her in the last 20 meters. "The Jackal" had this to say, "Dat."
The final tie-breaking event was packed with tension as the competitors took to the line, vying for position. When the gun went off, "The Jackal" had an early lead, but by the first turn, "Q-T-Pie" had pulled ahead. "The Jackal" slipped in her draft and waited for his opportunity. At the last turn, he tried to go around her, but "Q-T-Pie" showing him who is boss, put him into the barriers and rode away to an easy vistory. "Q-T-Pie" had this to say, "I'd like to thank my sponsor 'Mommy Milk by Carnation Instant Breakfast' for giving me the endurance to win the final sprint." The Director Sportif for "The Jackal's" team lodged a formal protest of the final sprint with the judges to no avail.
